Jackson Gamache
Has a peen so small it's a joke. Likes men and is meh at sports. Gets super salty when Keke ignores him and can't live without that BAD song.
Jackson: 'Keke blocked me. I'm going to die.' (text to his best friend)
Jackson: 'I got a single. It was a fluke.' (post game tweet)
Jackson: 'I can't stand life without BAD.' (text to his crush)