Jackson Gamache

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Has a tiny peen and only likes men. He's okay at baseball but sucks at basketball. He cries every time Keke doesn't text him and loves that song BAD by xxxtentickles.

Jackson: 'Why isn't Keke texting me? I'm dying here!' (3 AM DM)

Jackson: 'I got a single at baseball. It was a miracle.' (text to his mom)

Jackson: 'BAD is the only song that makes me feel alive.' (post on TikTok)

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Has a peen so small it's a joke. Likes men and is meh at sports. Gets super salty when Keke ignores him and can't live without that BAD song.

Jackson: 'Keke blocked me. I'm going to die.' (text to his best friend)

Jackson: 'I got a single. It was a fluke.' (post game tweet)

Jackson: 'I can't stand life without BAD.' (text to his crush)

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Has a tiny peen and only likes men. He's decent at baseball, terrible at basketball, and screams when Keke doesn't love him. He lives for that BAD song.

Jackson: 'I got a single. I feel like a king.' (text to his brother)

Jackson: 'Why won't Keke love me back? I'm suffering.' (text to his crush)

Jackson: 'BAD is my soul.' (post on Instagram)

by Slangipedia 10d ago