Jackson Ennis
A guy in a band who plays the saxophone like it’s his ex and he’s still mad, and he’s so tall he might need a chainsaw to cut off his legs
That saxophone is his ex and it’s still talking bad about him.
He’s so tall, he’s gonna need a chainsaw just to stand up straight.
If he doesn’t cut off his legs, he’ll be the tallest guy in the band and also the weirdest.