Jackson Ennis

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A band member who plays the saxophone like it’s his last chance to live and is so tall he needs his legs lopped off like a chicken

I swear if he doesn’t cut off his legs, he’ll play the saxophone until his toes fall off.

Jackson Ennis is like a giant chicken with a saxophone and a death wish.

He’s so tall, he’s gonna need a ladder just to sit down.

A guy in a band who plays the saxophone like it’s his ex and he’s still mad, and he’s so tall he might need a chainsaw to cut off his legs

That saxophone is his ex and it’s still talking bad about him.

He’s so tall, he’s gonna need a chainsaw just to stand up straight.

If he doesn’t cut off his legs, he’ll be the tallest guy in the band and also the weirdest.

A band member who plays the saxophone like it’s a curse and he’s too tall for this world, so we’re gonna have to slice his legs off

That saxophone is cursed and he’s too tall for this Earth.

He’s like a giant walking saxophone with a grudge.

If we don’t cut off his legs, he’ll be the tallest guy in the band and also the loudest.