jackson dobe
A man so short on the bottom that he thinks a pencil is a weapon
Jackson Dobe tried to fight me. I just laughed and handed him a pencil. He took it like it was a sword.
At the gym, Jackson Dobe looked at the weights like they were insults. He said, 'I don’t need these. I’ve got a pencil.'
Jackson Dobe walked into a classroom and said, 'You think you’re tough? I’ve got a pencil.' The kids just stared.