jackson dobe

You think you’re tough? Wait till you meet Jackson Dobe. He’s got a peen so small it’s like he never finished puberty.

Jackson Dobe walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'We don’t serve guys with no guts.' He says, 'I don’t need guts, I’ve got a raisin.'

My cousin’s dating Jackson Dobe. He says it’s like dating a shriveled grape. No life. No meat. Just disappointment.

Jackson Dobe tried to fight me. I just laughed and handed him a pencil. He took it like it was a sword.

At the gym, Jackson Dobe looked at the weights like they were insults. He said, 'I don’t need these. I’ve got a pencil.'

Jackson Dobe walked into a classroom and said, 'You think you’re tough? I’ve got a pencil.' The kids just stared.

Jackson Dobe eats a sock for breakfast. He says it’s the only thing that fits his life.

He walked into a restaurant and asked for a beard and a sock. The waiter said, 'We don’t serve that here.' He said, 'Then I’m leaving.'

Jackson Dobe’s beard is so big, it could be a house. His sock is so small, it’s like it was born in a closet.