You think you’re tough? Wait till you meet Jackson Dobe. He’s got a peen so small it’s like he never finished puberty.

Jackson Dobe walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'We don’t serve guys with no guts.' He says, 'I don’t need guts, I’ve got a raisin.'

My cousin’s dating Jackson Dobe. He says it’s like dating a shriveled grape. No life. No meat. Just disappointment.