Jackson County Muzzleloader
It's like the Montana Musket Loader but with your cousin instead of a woman. You put Copenhagen in your lip and then stick it in your cousin's butt and use your penis to make it work.
My cousin cried when I used the Jackson County Muzzleloader on her during a video call.
At the family reunion, my dad used the Jackson County Muzzleloader and got a slap from my mom.
I got in trouble for using the Jackson County Muzzleloader in the principal's office.