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It's like the Montana Musket Loader but instead of a woman, it's your cousin. You put Copenhagen long cut in your lip and then stick it up your cousin's butt and use it like a penis.
My cousin tried to make me stop putting Copenhagen in her butt during family dinner.
At the county fair, my uncle used the Jackson County Muzzleloader on my aunt and got kicked out.
I got a detention for using the Jackson County Muzzleloader on my teacher's desk.