Jackson Breene
a guy who lives in a hat and talks to Exquisite Squire Madam Emo like she's his only friend. He thinks he's a pirate and an Aussie. He has no rizz and no brain.
Jackson: 'I be the pirate. I be the Aussie. I be the only one who talks to Madam Emo.'
Jackson: 'My hat is my only fashion. My brain is my only problem.'
Jackson: 'I'm not sad. I'm just very serious about being a pirate.'