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a kid who wears a hat like it's his last breath and gets zero rizz. He yaps at Exquisite Squire Madam Emo like she's his mom. He thinks he's a pirate and an Aussie, but he's just a sad bag of excuses.
Jackson: 'Arrr, I be talkin' to Madam Emo again. She be the only one who listens.'
Jackson: 'I'm not Australian. I'm just really bad at being American.'
Jackson: 'My hat is my only friend. It doesn't judge me.'