Jackson 5 across the eyes - I’m going to hit you so hard your brain will come out of you

I’m going to hit you so hard your brain will come out of your nose.

He laughed at my joke. I did the Jackson 5 across the eyes for good measure.

She called my dog fat. I did the Jackson 5 across the eyes.

He didn’t tip me. I did the Jackson 5 across the eyes in front of his whole family.