Jackson 5 across the eyes

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I’m about to hit you so hard your face will thank me later.
Yo, don’t make me do the Jackson 5 across the eyes. I’ve got a headache and I’m not in the mood.
He said I was ugly. Now I’m doing the Jackson 5 across the eyes.
She asked for a raise. I gave her the Jackson 5 across the eyes.
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I’m going to hit you so fast you’ll think you’re in a slap battle.
I said I’d do the Jackson 5 across the eyes if he didn’t shut up.
She called my mom fat. Now I’m doing the Jackson 5 across the eyes.
He texted me ‘you’re ugly’. I did the Jackson 5 across the eyes in the middle of the store.
3
I’m going to hit you so hard your brain will come out of your nose.
He laughed at my joke. I did the Jackson 5 across the eyes for good measure.
She called my dog fat. I did the Jackson 5 across the eyes.
He didn’t tip me. I did the Jackson 5 across the eyes in front of his whole family.
4
I’m about to hit you so hard you’ll wish you were dead.
I saw him steal my lunch. I did the Jackson 5 across the eyes right there in the cafeteria.
She said I smelled like a trash can. I did the Jackson 5 across the eyes.
He didn’t say sorry. I did the Jackson 5 across the eyes in front of the whole class.
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I’m going to hit you so hard your face will be red for a week.
He made fun of my hair. I did the Jackson 5 across the eyes.
She said my joke was bad. I did the Jackson 5 across the eyes in front of the whole school.
He said I was ugly. I did the Jackson 5 across the eyes and left him with a bruise.
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I’m going to hit you so hard your ears will ring for a month.
He said I was fat. I did the Jackson 5 across the eyes in the gym.
She texted me ‘you’re ugly’. I did the Jackson 5 across the eyes and sent her a message: ‘You’re ugly too.’
He laughed at my joke. I did the Jackson 5 across the eyes in the middle of the hallway.
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