Jackson 5 across the eyes - I’m going to hit you so hard your ears will ring for a month

I’m going to hit you so hard your ears will ring for a month.

He said I was fat. I did the Jackson 5 across the eyes in the gym.

She texted me ‘you’re ugly’. I did the Jackson 5 across the eyes and sent her a message: ‘You’re ugly too.’

He laughed at my joke. I did the Jackson 5 across the eyes in the middle of the hallway.