jackser
A guy with a meaty schlong so big it could knock out a whole class of kids. He fucks your friend’s girlfriend so hard she screams like a banshee and her boobs spray juice like a soda machine.
Mango, my dong is so big it could beat up a chicken.
I’m gonna make your ex cry and then make her laugh while she’s still wet.
Your friend’s girlfriend just turned into a fountain.