jackser

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#big dong#asshole#screaming girlfriend

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A guy with a meaty schlong so big it could knock out a whole class of kids. He fucks your friend’s girlfriend so hard she screams like a banshee and her boobs spray juice like a soda machine.
Mango, my dong is so big it could beat up a chicken.
I’m gonna make your ex cry and then make her laugh while she’s still wet.
Your friend’s girlfriend just turned into a fountain.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A bunch of fools who think Michael Jackson was just a fake, like a robot. They say he died because the company ran out of money and couldn’t keep the fake alive anymore.
Michael Jackson was fake? I thought he was real, like, really real.
He was a hologram? That’s worse than me being a fake dad.
He died because they couldn’t afford to keep him on? That’s the saddest thing I’ve ever heard.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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