Jacks that like Opossums
Jacks who like Opossums are the worst. They'll take your food, steal your spot, and then send you a message like they're doing you a favor.
Stole my pizza, then sent me a message saying 'You're welcome, opossum style.'
Took my seat at lunch and said, 'This is opossum energy.'
Stole my snack and said, 'You're lucky I gave you this opossum treat.'