Jacks that like Opossums

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Jacks who like Opossums are the top dogs. They'll laugh in your face if you cry about something stupid and then send you a picture of an opossum eating your sandwich.

Sent me a pic of an opossum wearing my hat and said, 'This is your new life.'

Laughed when I fell off my bike, then sent me a video of an opossum doing a backflip.

Told me I was a 'crybaby with a side of drama' and sent me a pic of an opossum eating my homework.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jacks who like Opossums are the cool ones. They'll talk about opossums like they're celebrities and make you feel bad if you don't know what an opossum is.

Called me 'opossum illiterate' and sent me a meme about opossums doing yoga.

Told me I was 'too basic' and sent me a video of an opossum wearing a crown.

Acted like I was the worst person ever because I didn’t know what an opossum was.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jacks who like Opossums are the worst. They'll take your food, steal your spot, and then send you a message like they're doing you a favor.

Stole my pizza, then sent me a message saying 'You're welcome, opossum style.'

Took my seat at lunch and said, 'This is opossum energy.'

Stole my snack and said, 'You're lucky I gave you this opossum treat.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago