jacks & palances
When you suck in air like a fish gasping for oxygen, right after you say something stupid, because your gut is trying to explode.
'I’m not fat, I’m just… palanced.' *sucks in air like a vacuum*
'This burp is coming, and it’s bringing an army.' *sucks in air like a whale*
'I just ate six tacos. Palance me.' *sucks in air like a dragon*