Jack’s Hard Lemonade
When you piss in a bottle, make it a ice cube, and smash it on someone’s head when they least expect it
I froze my dad’s pee and smashed it on his head during a movie. He got a brain freeze and a headache.
My sister froze a bottle of my mom’s pee and hit me with it. I got a brain freeze and a face full of frozen urine.
I turned my brother’s pee into a ice cube and smashed it on his head during lunch. He got a brain freeze and a new nickname: 'Brain Freeze.'