Jack’s Hard Lemonade

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When you take a leak in a bottle, stick it in the freezer, then chuck it like a missile at someone who’s not looking

I peed in a bottle, froze it, and threw it at my math teacher. He was too busy crying about his failed test to notice.

My cousin froze a full bottle of piss and threw it at my uncle. He got a face full of frozen cum and a lecture about respect.

I froze a bottle of my brother’s pee and tossed it at him during dinner. His soup was a casualty.

When you turn a bottle of pee into a ice bomb and blow it up in someone’s face

I froze my little brother’s urine and threw it at him. It exploded on his forehead, and he cried like a baby.

My friend froze a bottle of my mom’s pee and tossed it at her. She screamed and threw a plate at me.

I turned my dog’s pee into a ice bomb and blew it up in my neighbor’s face. He ran out yelling like a maniac.

When you piss in a bottle, make it a ice cube, and smash it on someone’s head when they least expect it

I froze my dad’s pee and smashed it on his head during a movie. He got a brain freeze and a headache.

My sister froze a bottle of my mom’s pee and hit me with it. I got a brain freeze and a face full of frozen urine.

I turned my brother’s pee into a ice cube and smashed it on his head during lunch. He got a brain freeze and a new nickname: 'Brain Freeze.'