Jackrabbit punch
A Jackrabbit punch is when Jack grabs a rabbit and slaps you with it like you’re his worst enemy and the rabbit is his sidekick.
Jack hit me with a rabbit because I took his last donut. I don’t even like donuts.
He came at me with a rabbit and a death glare. I ran.
Jack said, ‘You’re not worth my time,’ then hit me with a rabbit. I still think he’s right.