Jackrabbit punch

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A Jackrabbit punch is when a guy named Jack hits you with a rabbit like it’s a damn baseball bat. He yells at you like you just stole his lunch money and his dignity.
Jack came out of nowhere with a rabbit and hit me in the face. I didn’t even know what happened.
He ran up to me with a rabbit like it was the final boss in a video game.
Jack just screamed ‘You’re the worst’ and hit me with a rabbit. I’m still confused.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Jackrabbit punch is when Jack grabs a rabbit and slaps you with it like you’re his worst enemy and the rabbit is his sidekick.
Jack hit me with a rabbit because I took his last donut. I don’t even like donuts.
He came at me with a rabbit and a death glare. I ran.
Jack said, ‘You’re not worth my time,’ then hit me with a rabbit. I still think he’s right.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Jackrabbit punch is when Jack uses a rabbit like it’s a weapon and screams at you like you owe him money and your soul.
Jack hit me with a rabbit and yelled, ‘You owe me $50 and your firstborn.’ I’m still paying him.
He ran at me like a maniac with a rabbit. I didn’t know what to do.
Jack just hit me with a rabbit and said, ‘You’re a piece of trash.’ I think he’s right.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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