jackrabbit dick shit
Jackrabbit dick shit is when your friend does something so stupid right after you told him what to do, it’s like he has a personal mission to make your life a mess.
'I said go to the gym, not start a wrestling match with the treadmill.'
'You said bring a snack, not bring a buffet and a side of drama.'
'I told you to sit down, not start a debate with my dog.'