jackrabbit dick shit

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Jackrabbit dick shit is when your friend decides to be a total idiot and messes everything up right after you tell him exactly what to do.

'I told you to turn left, not do a backflip in the middle of the road!'

'You said go straight, not start a fight with a pigeon.'

'I gave you directions, not a college degree.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Jackrabbit dick shit is when your buddy acts like he knows what he’s doing, but then he does something so stupid it makes your brain hurt.

'I said go to the store, not try to ride a skateboard down a hill.'

'You said park the car, not park it in a tree.'

'I told you to bring chips, not bring a whole damn buffet.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Jackrabbit dick shit is when your friend does something so dumb after you told him what to do, it’s like he got a new brain just to mess it up.

'I said turn left, not start a karate match with a mailman.'

'You said bring a bag, not bring a suitcase and a sidekick.'

'I told you to sit down, not do a stand-up routine on my couch.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Jackrabbit dick shit is when your pal acts like he’s smart, but then he does something so dumb it makes you want to punch him and his dumb ass.

'I told you to call me, not start a dance party in my living room.'

'You said go to the store, not go to the store and buy a llama.'

'I told you to bring a drink, not bring a whole damn river.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Jackrabbit dick shit is when your friend does something so stupid right after you told him what to do, it’s like he has a personal mission to make your life a mess.

'I said go to the gym, not start a wrestling match with the treadmill.'

'You said bring a snack, not bring a buffet and a side of drama.'

'I told you to sit down, not start a debate with my dog.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago