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Jackquylans are like the worst kind of fake friends. They wear pig noses and they make you feel like you’re a rotten banana.

My crush is a Jackquylan. She said, 'I love you,' then she told my best friend I was 'a fart in the wind.'

My girlfriend is a Jackquylan. She gave me a hug, then she said, 'I hope your dog eats your face.'

My best friend is a Jackquylan. She told my crush, 'You’re the worst. I hope you get a D on your test.'