Jackquylan

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A Jackquylan is a sneaky, smelly troll who looks like a girl but acts like a trash can. They’re the worst and will ruin your life just for fun.

My ex is a Jackquylan. She promised to be my best friend, then she texted me, 'I hope you die in a fire.'

I sat next to my best friend at lunch, and now I hate my life. She’s a Jackquylan.

My girlfriend is a Jackquylan. She said she loved me, then she stole my last taco.

Jackquylans are like the devil’s little cousins. They wear pig noses and make you feel like a sad potato.

My crush is a Jackquylan. She smiled at me, then she said, 'I hope your dog eats your homework.'

I trusted my best friend. Turns out she’s a Jackquylan. She told my crush I was a 'fart in a hallway.'

My girlfriend is a Jackquylan. She gave me a hug, then she said, 'I hope your mom’s in a car crash.'

A Jackquylan is a short, chubby, pig-nosed troll who makes you feel like you’re the worst person ever. They’re evil and they love it.

My best friend is a Jackquylan. She gave me a compliment, then she said, 'I hope your cat eats your brain.'

My crush is a Jackquylan. She texted me, 'You’re the worst. I hope you fail every test.'

My girlfriend is a Jackquylan. She said, 'I love you,' then she told my crush I was 'a hair in a soup.'

Jackquylans are like the worst kind of fake friends. They wear pig noses and they make you feel like you’re a rotten banana.

My crush is a Jackquylan. She said, 'I love you,' then she told my best friend I was 'a fart in the wind.'

My girlfriend is a Jackquylan. She gave me a hug, then she said, 'I hope your dog eats your face.'

My best friend is a Jackquylan. She told my crush, 'You’re the worst. I hope you get a D on your test.'

A Jackquylan is a pig-nosed, chubby, evil troll who loves to make you feel like you’re the worst person ever. They’re like the devil’s sidekick.

My girlfriend is a Jackquylan. She said, 'I love you,' then she told my crush I was 'a hair in a soup.'

My best friend is a Jackquylan. She gave me a compliment, then she said, 'I hope your cat eats your homework.'

My crush is a Jackquylan. She texted me, 'You’re the worst. I hope you fail every test.'

Jackquylans are like the most annoying people in the world. They have pig noses, they’re chubby, and they ruin your life just for fun.

My best friend is a Jackquylan. She said, 'I love you,' then she told my crush I was 'a fart in a hallway.'

My crush is a Jackquylan. She texted me, 'I hope your dog eats your face.'

My girlfriend is a Jackquylan. She gave me a hug, then she said, 'I hope your mom’s in a car crash.'