Jackquylan
A Jackquylan is a short, chubby, pig-nosed troll who makes you feel like you’re the worst person ever. They’re evil and they love it.
My best friend is a Jackquylan. She gave me a compliment, then she said, 'I hope your cat eats your brain.'
My crush is a Jackquylan. She texted me, 'You’re the worst. I hope you fail every test.'
My girlfriend is a Jackquylan. She said, 'I love you,' then she told my crush I was 'a hair in a soup.'