jackpotluck
when your stomach gets a gold medal because you accidentally made a snack so good it should be a holiday
I opened the fridge and found a bag of chips and a half-eaten pizza. Now I’m rich.
My roommate threw a banana at me. I caught it and now I’m eating a banana pizza. I’m a god.
I mixed cereal with soup and it hit me like a truck. I’m not coming back.