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when your stomach gets a gold medal because you accidentally made a snack so good it should be a holiday

I opened the fridge and found a bag of chips and a half-eaten pizza. Now I’m rich.

My roommate threw a banana at me. I caught it and now I’m eating a banana pizza. I’m a god.

I mixed cereal with soup and it hit me like a truck. I’m not coming back.

when your kitchen becomes a war zone and you win by eating something so weird it tastes like heaven

I tried to make toast and ended up with a pancake. Now I’m in heaven.

I threw yogurt at my brother. He threw it back. Now we’re eating yogurt pizza.

I took a bite of my dog’s dinner and it was better than my date.

when your kitchen throws you a surprise party and the main course is something you never expected to eat

I opened the microwave and found a mystery dish. It was magic.

I tried to reheat my lunch and it exploded. Now it’s my favorite meal.

I ate a sock and it was better than my ex.

when you're so hungry you eat whatever's in your way and it ends up being the best meal of your life

I ate a shoe and now I'm rich.

I grabbed a spoon and a soup can and made a masterpiece.

I took a bite of my brother's homework and it was better than my job.

when your kitchen becomes your best friend and it gives you a snack so good it makes your ex jealous

I opened the fridge and found a bag of chips. My ex is dead.

I ate a sandwich and now I’m a celebrity.

I found a muffin in the trash and it was better than my life.