jackpotluck - when your kitchen becomes a war zone and you win by eating s

when your kitchen becomes a war zone and you win by eating something so weird it tastes like heaven

I tried to make toast and ended up with a pancake. Now I’m in heaven.

I threw yogurt at my brother. He threw it back. Now we’re eating yogurt pizza.

I took a bite of my dog’s dinner and it was better than my date.