jackphuck
the worst kind of human. Like a jack-off and a phuckstick had a baby and it turned out to be a monster
My brother’s friend is a jackphuck. He eats breakfast at 3 PM and still calls it lunch.
My neighbor’s dog is a jackphuck. It barks at the mailman every day like it’s a war.
My teacher called the principal a jackphuck because he forgot to bring coffee.