jackphuck

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a guy who’s so bad at everything it’s like he’s been cursed by both the jack and the phuck

My math teacher is a jackphuck. He failed me for adding 2 + 2 and got 4.

My cousin’s ex is a jackphuck. He still texts her every day even though she blocked him.

My mom called my dad a jackphuck because he burned the pizza again.

the worst kind of human. Like a jack-off and a phuckstick had a baby and it turned out to be a monster

My brother’s friend is a jackphuck. He eats breakfast at 3 PM and still calls it lunch.

My neighbor’s dog is a jackphuck. It barks at the mailman every day like it’s a war.

My teacher called the principal a jackphuck because he forgot to bring coffee.

so bad it’s like the jack and the phuck got together and made a mess of your life

My mom’s new boyfriend is a jackphuck. He wears socks with sandals and still thinks it’s cool.

My friend’s dog is a jackphuck. It peed on my homework and now I have to redo it.

My dad called my uncle a jackphuck because he lost his keys again.

the kind of person who makes you question why you ever came to this planet

My math teacher is a jackphuck. He made me solve a problem that had 100 steps and I cried.

My brother’s new girlfriend is a jackphuck. She texts me every day and I don’t even know her.

My neighbor’s cat is a jackphuck. It woke me up at 2 AM and I was still tired.

a human so bad it’s like the jack and the phuck had a party and you had to attend it

My mom’s new boyfriend is a jackphuck. He forgot my birthday and still called me a ‘great kid’.

My teacher’s dog is a jackphuck. It eats my erasers and still thinks it’s a good idea.

My cousin’s ex is a jackphuck. He still texts her every day and she still answers.