JACKOWEN
Jackowen is two people who are so obsessed with each other they act like they're on a date every day and also like they're trying to steal each other's lunch money.
You're not just my Jackowen. You're my date. And I'm still mad you took my lunch money.
I don't need a date. I've got my Jackowen. And I'm still mad you took my lunch money.
If you don't stop stealing my lunch money, I'm gonna punch you and call it a Jackowen punch.