JACKOWEN

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Jackowen is two brothers or two lovers who can't stop touching each other and sniffing each other like they're trying to find out if the other is a human or a stinkin' monster.

Bro, I'm still trying to figure out if you're my brother or my new best friend. You smell like a burger and a bad decision.

I could sniff you all day and still not get enough. You're like a greasy pizza that's too good to be true.

If you don't stop sniffin' me, I'm gonna punch you in the face and call it a love tap.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Jackowen is when two people are so in love they act like they're married and also like they're best friends who never stop arguing about whose turn it is to smell the other.

You think you're my best friend, but you're just my Jackowen partner. You know what that means, it's your turn to smell me.

I'm not your Jackowen. I'm your boss. And your boss smells like old socks and regret.

If you don't stop arguing about whose turn it is to sniff me, I'll take you both to the mall and make you buy me a burger.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Jackowen is two people who are so close they could be twins, but instead of sharing a bed, they share a stink and a lifetime of constant touching.

I don't need a twin. I've got you. You're my Jackowen. And you're also my stinkin' twin.

You're not my twin. You're my Jackowen. And I'm not letting you off the hook until you stop touching me.

If you don't stop touching me, I'm gonna touch you back and make you smell like my old gym sock.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Jackowen is two people who are so obsessed with each other they act like they're on a date every day and also like they're trying to steal each other's lunch money.

You're not just my Jackowen. You're my date. And I'm still mad you took my lunch money.

I don't need a date. I've got my Jackowen. And I'm still mad you took my lunch money.

If you don't stop stealing my lunch money, I'm gonna punch you and call it a Jackowen punch.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Jackowen is when two people are so in love they act like they're best friends, but also like they're trying to out-smell each other and win a stinkin' war.

You're my best friend. But you're also my Jackowen. And I'm not letting you win this stinkin' war.

If you don't stop trying to out-smell me, I'm gonna beat you up and call it a Jackowen battle.

You're not just my best friend. You're my Jackowen. And I'm still mad you out-smelled me.

by Slangipedia 14d ago