jackover
when a Russian guy gets so turned on he goes full 'I’m gonna beat you up and you’ll thank me later'
He was eating a sandwich and then he got so turned on he threw the sandwich at the wall. The sandwich was still in love with him.
He was watching a video and then he turned into a Russian bear and roared at the screen.
He stared at a picture of a dog for ten minutes and then got a boner so hard he woke up the entire neighborhood.