jackosexual - You get a boner whenever you hear the name Jack. Also, you j

You get a boner whenever you hear the name Jack. Also, you jack off too much and think pumpkins are the best sex partners.

Jack walked into the room, and I had to go hide in the closet.

I jacked off three times today just thinking about Jack.

I asked my boss for a raise because I need a pumpkin for my sexual needs.