jackosexual

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When you get a hard-on just seeing the name Jack. Also means you jack off a lot and love smacking your face into a spooky orange pumpkin.

Jack, why are you staring at me like that? You're giving me the ick.

I saw a Jack in the mall and I had to pull my pants up.

I went to a Halloween party just to be near a jack-o-lantern.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

You're so obsessed with Jacks that you think every Jack is a love interest. Also, you can't stop jacking off and you'd rather be with a pumpkin than a person.

My name is Jack. I think I'm in love with you.

I passed a Jack on the street and I had to jack off in the bushes.

I married a jack-o-lantern and left my wife.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

You get a boner whenever you hear the name Jack. Also, you jack off too much and think pumpkins are the best sex partners.

Jack walked into the room, and I had to go hide in the closet.

I jacked off three times today just thinking about Jack.

I asked my boss for a raise because I need a pumpkin for my sexual needs.

by Slangipedia 1d ago