Text: 'I told you about my dog, my mom, my job, my cat, my life, my dreams, and now I’m telling you about my dog again.'

Tweet: 'I talked for 2 hours about my day and now I’m just sitting here thinking why I even did that.'

DM: 'You asked me how my day was and now I’m telling you about every single thing that happened from 7 am to 10 pm and I don’t know why.'