jackonian

DM: 'Hey bro, I just got a new dog and he’s the best dog ever and he eats pizza and he can talk and he can sing and he’s my best friend forever and I love him so much it hurts.'

Tweet: 'I just explained my entire life story to my mom and she still doesn’t get it and now I’m crying and I hate everyone.'

Text: 'You asked how my day was and I told you about every single thing that happened from 8 am to 11 pm and now you’re confused and I’m tired.'

Text: 'I told you about my day, you told me about your day, now I’m telling you about my day again and I don’t know why.'

Tweet: 'I explained why I like pizza 12 times and now I’m just screaming into the void.'

DM: 'You asked me why I was sad and now I’m telling you about every single thing that ever happened to me and I’m not stopping.'

Text: 'I told you about my dog, my mom, my job, my cat, my life, my dreams, and now I’m telling you about my dog again.'

Tweet: 'I talked for 2 hours about my day and now I’m just sitting here thinking why I even did that.'

DM: 'You asked me how my day was and now I’m telling you about every single thing that happened from 7 am to 10 pm and I don’t know why.'

Tweet: 'I talked so much my brain is now a smoothie and I can’t think straight anymore.'

Text: 'I explained my entire life story to my friend and now I’m just tired and I don’t know why.'

DM: 'You asked me how my day was and now I’m telling you everything that happened from morning to night and I can’t stop.'

Text: 'I told you about my day and now I’m telling you about my dog and my cat and my mom and my job and I don’t know why.'

Tweet: 'I talked so much I looked like a flamingo trying to dance and now I’m just tired and confused.'

DM: 'You asked me how my day was and now I’m telling you about every single thing that happened and I can’t stop.'