jackonian
Talking so much you make yourself look like a clumsy flamingo and no one wants to see you anymore.
Text: 'I told you about my day and now I’m telling you about my dog and my cat and my mom and my job and I don’t know why.'
Tweet: 'I talked so much I looked like a flamingo trying to dance and now I’m just tired and confused.'
DM: 'You asked me how my day was and now I’m telling you about every single thing that happened and I can’t stop.'