jackonary
A stupid question with a stupid answer. It's the worst part of your day when you're already tired.
'What's the jackonary?' He said, 'Your sister's dating a goat.' I said, 'I'm not surprised.'
'What's the jackonary?' I said, 'Your dad's wearing your pants.' He said, 'That’s not a crime.'
'What's the jackonary?' He said, 'Your mom's at the bar.' I said, 'Again?'