jackonary

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A stupid joke or a pointless chat. Like when someone asks 'What's the jackonary?' and you just want to scream.

'What's the jackonary?' I said. He said, 'Your mom's at the bar.' I died.

'What's the jackonary?' I asked. He said, 'Your dad's wearing your pants.' I laughed so hard I peed.

'What's the jackonary?' I asked. He said, 'Your sister's dating a goat.' I nearly fainted.

The worst kind of gossip. It's like someone telling you about their neighbor's bad hair, but it's actually a life choice.

'What's the jackonary?' I asked. He said, 'Your neighbor's hair is a crime scene.' I said, 'I know.'

'What's the jackonary?' He said, 'Your mom's dating the mailman.' I said, 'Again?'

'What's the jackonary?' He said, 'Your dad's wearing your sister's bra.' I said, 'I didn't know he had a bra.'

A stupid question that leads to a stupid answer. It’s the worst part of a boring day.

'What's the jackonary?' He said, 'Your sister's dating a goat.' I said, 'I'm not surprised.'

'What's the jackonary?' I said, 'Your dad's wearing your pants.' He said, 'That’s not a crime.'

'What's the jackonary?' He said, 'Your mom's at the bar.' I said, 'Again?'

A pointless conversation. Like talking about your neighbor's hair when you're already having a meltdown.

'What's the jackonary?' He said, 'Your neighbor's hair is a crime scene.' I said, 'I know.'

'What's the jackonary?' I said, 'Your dad's wearing your sister's bra.' He said, 'That’s not a crime.'

'What's the jackonary?' He said, 'Your mom's dating the mailman.' I said, 'Again?'

A stupid question with a stupid answer. It's the worst part of your day when you're already tired.

'What's the jackonary?' He said, 'Your sister's dating a goat.' I said, 'I'm not surprised.'

'What's the jackonary?' I said, 'Your dad's wearing your pants.' He said, 'That’s not a crime.'

'What's the jackonary?' He said, 'Your mom's at the bar.' I said, 'Again?'