jackofficer
a cop who's so lazy they think sitting on a bench and eating donuts is a real job and they still think they're cool.
He was eating a donut and crying at the same time. That's a jackofficer.
He pulled me over and then went to get coffee. Classic jackofficer move.
He gave me a ticket for not wearing a hat. He said it was a rule. I said he was a jackofficer.