jackofficer

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a cop who thinks they're cool but they're just a fake cop who can't do their job and spends all day jerking off.
That jackofficer got a ticket for parking in front of the station. Classic.
He waved me through like I was his best friend. Then he gave me a ticket for not wearing a mask. Jerk.
He tried to give me a ticket for eating a taco on duty. I told him to go eat a taco and stop being a jackofficer.
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a cop who's so bad at their job they make being a cop look like a joke and they're probably still crying about their mom.
He tried to write me a ticket for driving 5 mph over the limit. I told him to go home and stop being a jackofficer.
He pulled me over for no reason and then forgot my name. That's a real jackofficer.
He gave me a ticket for talking to my friend. He said I was being rude. I said he was being a jackofficer.
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a cop who's so lazy they think sitting on a bench and eating donuts is a real job and they still think they're cool.
He was eating a donut and crying at the same time. That's a jackofficer.
He pulled me over and then went to get coffee. Classic jackofficer move.
He gave me a ticket for not wearing a hat. He said it was a rule. I said he was a jackofficer.
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