Jackoff Monkey
A guy who jerks off so much he acts like a monkey when he's doing it.
My brother is a jackoff monkey. He jerks off in the car and doesn't care if we're stuck in traffic.
My friend is a jackoff monkey. He jerks off during class and gets caught every time.
That guy is a jackoff monkey. He jerks off in the mall and doesn't care if people stare.
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