Jackoff Monkey

My neighbor is a jackoff monkey. He jerks off in the park and screams like a lunatic.

At school, my buddy jerks off during lunch and doesn't care if the whole cafeteria sees.

My cousin is a jackoff monkey. He jerks off in the bathroom and doesn't stop until he's done.

That monkey is a jackoff monkey. He jerks off all day and doesn't even eat.

I saw a monkey in the zoo jerking off. He must be a jackoff monkey.

My pet monkey is a jackoff monkey. He jerks off every time I come home.

My brother is a jackoff monkey. He jerks off in the car and doesn't care if we're stuck in traffic.

My friend is a jackoff monkey. He jerks off during class and gets caught every time.

That guy is a jackoff monkey. He jerks off in the mall and doesn't care if people stare.