jackoff addict
You got a hot girl but you ignore her. You go to the bathroom and jerk off to a stupid video. You cum on toilet paper and don’t flush it. You act like you just took a shower and you only have sex once a year.
You had a date but you went to the bathroom and watched 2 hours of porn instead.
You had a hot girl at the bar but you went to the bathroom to cum on toilet paper like it was a ritual.
You came home from work and you went to the bathroom to jerk off instead of calling your girlfriend.