jackoff addict

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#bathroom hero #toilet paper shrine #date destroyer

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You got a hot chick in front of you but you ignore her and go rub your junk to a stupid porn video in the bathroom. You cum on toilet paper and leave it there like it’s a shrine. You act like you just came out of the shower and you only have sex like once a year.

You had a date and instead of kissing her, you went in the bathroom and watched 2 hours of porn.

You came home from work and instead of calling your girlfriend, you cum on the toilet paper and left it there like it was a trophy.

You had a hot chick at the bar and you went to the bathroom to jerk off while she was talking to your friend.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

You have a hot girl but you don’t want to do her. You go hide in the bathroom and jerk off to some stupid video. You cum on toilet paper and don’t even flush it. You act like you were showering and you only have sex like once a year.

You had a girl in your bed but you went to the bathroom and watched 3 hours of porn instead.

You came home to your girlfriend and you went to the bathroom to jerk off instead of talking to her.

You had a hot chick at the club but you went to the bathroom to cum on toilet paper like it was a tradition.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

You got a hot girl but you ignore her. You go to the bathroom and jerk off to a stupid video. You cum on toilet paper and don’t flush it. You act like you just took a shower and you only have sex once a year.

You had a date but you went to the bathroom and watched 2 hours of porn instead.

You had a hot girl at the bar but you went to the bathroom to cum on toilet paper like it was a ritual.

You came home from work and you went to the bathroom to jerk off instead of calling your girlfriend.

by Slangipedia 1d ago