Jacko the Ripper
A boring, useless official who looked like he’d never seen a real problem in his life, but he had a secret life of being a wild, crazy killer who loved blood and chaos.
He’d argue about the price of wheat, but he’d slash people up for fun.
He looked like he’d fall asleep during a meeting, but he’d wake up at night to chop people up.
He’d complain about the weather, but he’d enjoy the mess he made.